flonion:

Origins

mxtchbyx:

“You know sleep doesnt stand a chance with a dragon in me bed!”

(Source: @hobbithoes)

aiden-bevelle:

Sebastian: I told Ominis that his ears turn red when he lies.

Y/N: Do they?

Sebastian: Nah.

Y/N: Then why did you tell him that?

Sebastian: Because I can do this.

Sebastian, turns to Ominis and shouts: Hey Ominis! Do you love us?

Ominis, with his hands over his ears: No.

sexygaywizard:

This thought process is so fucked up. There is something wrong with you. Do you want to come work for me in my evil wizard lair

never-shouldve-come-here:

So I just finished Inigo’s quests and I brought all my followers along. Now I can’t stop thinking about it-

Langley: I am your friend, Inigo

Inigo, referring to the ldb: I already have the only friend I need.

Lucien, offended:

Langley: Oh. I didn’t realize you were… an item

Kaidan, harboring secret feelings for the ldb:

Langley: I continued to track you for years…

Lucien:

Langley: All this moron can do is collect eggs!

Kaidan being protective even though he knows full well the ldb could shout Langley off the mountain:

The ldb ranting, balancing halfway up a tree: I don’t fucking trust this dude, guys. He’s being a real pain in the ass, and what in Talos’ name does he need this many eggs for-

Serana, who’s only here because the ldb was supposed to take her to find Auriel’s Bow:

mobliterated:

evilmario666:

Remember.

TumblrClan is no place for a fox-hearted Twittypet like Elon Musk. 

sharkgirldick:

sasuke-thoughts:

sharkgirldick:

Kind of a lilypad. Refrog.

i should text him back

SASUKE UCHIHA??

queenofthewasteland:

my-darling-boy:

I was sad until I opened the Sims and made a dog called Chocolate Milk and I think you should look at him

i was sad until i opened tumblr and saw a dog called Chocolate Milk and i think you should look at him

bestoftweets: